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Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's 
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.

boygrimlark:

scout-ebubbles:

docot:

freddybenson:

leovaldezstyle:

freddybenson:

A

B

C

the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours

D

E

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

Josh Hutcherson and Sam Claflin + Bromance

notreallymyarea-jawn:

Rise of the Guardians AU: Iron Man 3

bonus gif:

foreveralone-lyguy:

breakfast-burrito:

breakfast-burrito:

My life is so sad I saw a shooting star last week (2nd one in my life) and I wished for a successful text post.

fuCK I TOLD YOU NOW IT WONT COME TRUE

let’s make a dream come true

The Oxford English Dictionary accepts both pronunciations. They are wrong. It is a soft ‘G,’ pronounced ‘jif.’ End of story.

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Steve Wilhite, the creator of the GIF, chiming in on the pronunciation of the word. (As everyone knows, choosy memes choose “jif.”) Wilhite, a former CompuServe employee, created the format in 1987 and is to receive an award for his creation tonight. (via shortformblog)

I say it with a hard ‘G’ because 20 years ago when I started messing with GIFs there was no one to tell me how to pronounce it correctly. I chose the most logical pronunciation and went with it. When you get used to saying something a certain way for 20 years… that’s pretty much how you are going to say it no matter how incorrect someone tells you it is.

It’s like someone trying to tell you “Sun” is actually pronounced wombatnards. It’s going to take an awful lot of effort to train your brain to say “I got a really bad wombatnardsburn today. I should have used more wombatnardsblock.”

Hard G 4 life #YOLO

(via thefrogman)

wilwheaton:

brandyphantom:

So, I was counting the drawer at work, and I found an artifact from the Mishapocalypse.

I know Misha. If somehow this dollar makes its way into my possession, I can get it to him.

iusedtobethefire:

katnisstiel:

yesbecausereasons:

real—not—real:

real—not—real:

assckles:

assckles:

I want to take a dollar bill and write “are you Misha Collins” on it and maybe one day it’ll end up in his hands and he’d be the one mind fucked for once

the journey has begun…

DOING THIS ON EVERY DOLLAR I COME ACROSS

Like I said

fandom will take over american currency

i cannot wait til he gets one and tweets about it omfg

thesixtysevenchevyimpala:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

onthesideoftheotters:

remember the time when spock quoted sherlock and then sherlock was in the next movie

that’s how you summon Benedict Cumberbatch

then why hasn’t it worked for me yet

You need to wait for your sequel.